by The Beastly Boys

Squirrels      That's all we really are is
Squirrels      We're being hunted we are
Squirrels      We are appealing, we are

 		   We want to gather nuts
		   But people splatter our guts
		   When they're on a country drive
		   It isn't easy to survive

		   Just the other day
		   I saw a squirrel get blown away
		   They served him on a dinner tray
		   They baked him into a souffle
		   Squirrel season opens up today
		   If you're a squirrel, run away
		   I don't know what else I should say
		   Please call the ASPCA

		   Fur coats from us are made
		   Fur is nice but I like suede
		   They scrape our fur off with a blade
		   They never bother with first aid
		   We squirrels really like to play
		   And we like to catch some rays
		   Please don't kill us this we pray
		   We're cute and harmless anyway

Squirrels	     We're not delicious
Squirrels      We are not raccoons
Squirrels      Don't live in palm trees
Squirrels      Or in your bathroom
Squirrels      Isn't it fine I am a
Squirrel       Please help and save us, we are
Squirrels      I wanna whip out my

Squirrels--REPEAT and FADE

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