Let it be known that this society shall be named the Squirrel Society
The purpose of the Squirrel Society is to:
- Increase in numbers,
- Confuse other as to what Squirrel means,
- Attempt to cause squirrels to phosphorize by scaring such beings,
- Proclaim "Squirrel" erratically and sporadically,
- Take the Squirrel Society Constitution lightly.
All members of the Squirrel Society shall be known as Squirrels.
Members of the Squirrel Society shall exclaim "squirrel !" at the sight,
sound or thought of a squirrel, or at the proclamation by another of "squirrel
!", at anytime, even at inopportune moments. The volume at which "squirrel
!" is announced may vary.
In order to become a Squirrel, one must proclaim, "I want to be a Squirrel,"
and/or possess or own a Squirrel T-Shirt.
The Squirrel Society shall not have any officials, unless need requires, then by
choice or chance the proper official(s) will be placed in office.
The Squirrel Society Constitution may be amended at the will and time of the elder