Top Ten Recreational Activities
of the Squirrel Society

Compiled by Jeremy White

  1. Finding out how many people will really fit around a circular table at Rayl cafeteria.

  2. Squirrelstock

  3. Observing phallic symbolism in the Smurfs.

  4. Avoiding fire, shattering glass, and other disasters.

  5. Amy Squirrel

  6. Performing complex psychological experiments pertaining to the nature of induced paranoia using nothing but apples.

  7. Creating squirrel cameos in SUB movies.

  8. Practicing for possible 2002 Olympic competition in the cream puff toss.

  9. Redecorating at Stonehenge

  10. YOUR MOM

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